newyearnotme

/ˌnjuːjɪəˈnɒtˈmiː/nounVerified New

Also in: Nichtmeinjahr (Deutsch) · resolucionismo (Español) · résolutitude (Français)

The smug position of having no resolutions, held as a personality and defended at parties.

The newyearnotme stance is announced on January 2nd, with a glass held high. Its holders are exempt from failure by never having entered. The position is a resolution in all but paperwork, and it is revised annually, informally, around March.

Etym. — New Year + not me — the resolution of the unresoluted.

Rel. — plankjanuary

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