flatpackvigil
/ˈflætpæk ˈvɪdʒɪl/nounVerified NewAlso in: Bausatzvigil (Deutsch) · montivigilia (Español) · montaveillée (Français)
The furniture-assembly evening that runs past midnight with only an allen key for company.
The flatpackvigil begins with confidence at seven and reaches its spiritual stage by eleven. Steps are performed in the wrong order, corrected, and performed again; one panel is installed facing inward, accepted, and lived with. The assembled object stands at last, and the assembler stands with it, changed.
Etym. — flatpack + vigil — a night-long watch kept over particle board.
Rel. — allenkeyghost · flatpackweary
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