toyassemblydread
/ˈtɔɪ əˈsɛmbliˈdrɛd/nounVerified NewAlso in: Schraubgrauen (Deutsch) · jugarmapavor (Español) · montefrayeur (Français)
The Christmas Eve dread produced by one box marked "some assembly required."
The toyassemblydread peaks at midnight over a kitchen table of parts. Its instruction sheet is consulted at stage nine, as tradition. The toy is completed by two, tested by the dog at seven, and loved exactly as intended, which refunds every hour.
Etym. — toy assembly + dread — the flat-pack vigil of the holidays.
Rel. — flatpackvigil
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