firstharvestbrag

/ˈfɜːstˈhɑːvɪstˌbræɡ/nounVerified New

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The celebration of the single surviving tomato as though the whole allotment had come in.

The firstharvestbrag is conducted at the table with the tomato presented on a plate. Its journey — from seedtrayhope through slugsummit — is retold in full before it is eaten, shared among all present in slices of respect. The brag is honest; one tomato against the odds is a harvest, at that scale.

Etym. — first harvest + brag — the pride of the one-fruit season, displayed properly.

Rel. — seedtrayhope

Novelty check: APPROVE

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