mondaygait
/ˈmʌndeɪˌɡeɪt/nounVerified NewThe stiff, careful walk of someone who did far more sport on Saturday than their body had agreed to.
Stairs are descended sideways; chairs are negotiated with sound effects. By Wednesday it is forgotten, and by next Saturday the same optimism returns. Mondaygait is the weekly receipt for weekend enthusiasm.
Etym. — monday + gait — the walk that only exists on one day of the week.
Rel. — rehabrot
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