microwavetreaty
/ˈmaɪkrəʊweɪv ˈtriːti/nounVerified NewAlso in: Mikrowellenvertrag (Deutsch) · microondado (Español) · microtraité (Français)
The unwritten agreement governing the office microwave — what may be heated, for how long, and who cleans what.
The microwavetreaty is renegotiated after every fish incident. Its clauses cover time limits, covering dishes, and the sacred thirty-second rule. Treaties are violated once, publicly, and never again.
Etym. — microwave + treaty — international law applied to the break room.
Rel. — snackcommons
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