workoutmatroll

/ˈwɜːkaʊtˌmætˈrəʊl/nounVerified New

Also in: Mattenrolle (Deutsch) · tapirrollo (Español) · tapismeuble (Français)

The rolled mat that lives by the TV as furniture and unrolls for exercise twice a year.

The workoutmatroll stands in the corner with the mopghost, silently fit. Its unrolling is an event, photographed, and its re-rolling is negotiated with the cat. The roll is the household's fitness infrastructure, permanent and ceremonial.

Etym. — workout mat + roll — the ever-ready mat, at rest.

Rel. — yogamatcat

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