mondayunread
/ˈmʌndeɪ ˌʌnrɛd/adjectiveVerified NewAlso in: montagsungelesen (Deutsch) · lunesinleído (Español) · lundinonlu (Français)
Describing the glazed state of facing the weekend’s accumulated messages, tags, and emails at 9 a.m. Monday.
The mondayunread employee sits before a mountain generated by colleagues’ productivity, out-of-hours enthusiasm, and one automated system. Its height predicts the week’s anxiety. Clearing it is called work; the week starts when it is done. By Tuesday everyone is unread-free and unreadable.
Etym. — Monday + unread — the backlog that defines the week’s first hour, worn as a state of mind.
Rel. — pingdebt · readrapture
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