lasagnalogistics
/ləˌzænjələˈdʒɪstɪks/nounVerified NewThe organised delivery of food to a household in crisis — the rota, the allergies, the doorstep drop — as the community's standard response.
It is genuinely useful and visibly finite: casseroles arrive for two weeks and then stop, exactly when the crisis stops being novel. The dish is the unit of care in most neighbourhoods. Lasagnalogistics names the supply chain, including its shelf life.
Etym. — lasagna + logistics — freight language for the 9x13 pan; 5 syllables, kept for the compression and the joke it earns.
Rel. — dutymath
Novelty check: NEW · checked 2026-11-08
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