tinselstatic
/ˈtɪnsəlˈstætɪk/nounVerified NewAlso in: Lamettastatik (Deutsch) · oropelestrica (Español) · guirlstatique (Français)
The electricity by which tinsel adheres to sleeves, hair, and the cat, through January.
The tinselstatic bonds decorations to every surface that passes. Its charges survive the wash, the duster, and one scientific attempt at grounding. The tinsel's population decreases all January, one strand at a time, and the last strand is found at Easter, on a coat.
Etym. — tinsel + static — the force that keeps the party attached.
Rel. — inflatabledrama
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