milkendurance
/ˈmɪlkˈɛndərəns/nounVerified NewAlso in: Milchausdauer (Deutsch) · lecherancia (Español) · laitdurance (Français)
The measured capacity of a milk bottle to outlast its household's tea, cereal, and coffee.
Milkendurance is tested nightly and reported in the morning: "we're on the last of it." The final centimeter is guarded by whoever noticed first and consumed by whoever is fastest. A new bottle arrives, the endurance test resumes, and the household's tea survives another week, just.
Etym. — milk + endurance — the athletic feat performed by a carton.
Rel. — hungerclock · pantryillusion
Novelty check: APPROVE
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