stuffedcensus
/ˈstʌftˈsɛnsəs/nounVerified NewAlso in: Kuscheltierzensus (Deutsch) · peluchensa (Español) · peluchensus (Français)
The complete register of stuffed animals, taken annually and reconciled never.
The stuffedcensus counts forty-one residents by day and forty-three by night, depending on who emerged from the wash. Each has a name, a rank, and a mattress on the floor. The census is disputed whenever a guest touches the register, and the bear who sleeps outside the bed is cited in negotiations as precedent.
Etym. — stuffed + census — the headcount of the plush population.
Rel. — toytopography · toycorral
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