crumbrich

/ˈkrʌmˌrɪtʃ/adjectiveVerified New

Also in: krümelreich (Deutsch) · migopulento (Español) · miétriche (Français)

Describing a sofa that pays continuous dividends in crumbs.

The crumbrich sofa yields a deposit at every cushion lift, regardless of recent eating. Its wealth is old money: toast from previous months, crisp fragments of unknown vintage. The household sits on this fortune daily and mines it during guestclean, when the sofa is flipped and the nation's reserves are finally spent.

Etym. — crumb + rich — wealth measured in toast fragments, held in upholstery.

Rel. — crumbprairie · pocketconfetti

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