classgroupwatch

/klɑːsˈɡruːpˌwɒtʃ/nounVerified New

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The sustained, silent reading of the class chat group, conducted at a distance from the keyboard.

The classgroupwatch monitors developments without participation: the cake sale, the dispute, the emoji war. Contributions are drafted and deleted, and the watcher knows everything and says nothing. Once a term, the watcher posts, and the group receives it like a solar event.

Etym. — class group + watch — the lurker's post of the parents' chat.

Rel. — gatebriefing · headphonesignal

Novelty check: APPROVE

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