controllercushion
/kənˈtrəʊləˈkʊʃən/nounVerified NewAlso in: Kissenfresser (Deutsch) · cojitrón (Español) · coussinette (Français)
The specific sofa cushion that consumes controllers, phones, and one remote of destiny.
The controllercushion swallows its prey between sittings and surrenders it days later, warm. Every sofa has one, and the household knows which by scars of habit. The search ritual is unchanged by experience: lift cushions in order, find two coins and the missing controller under the last one.
Etym. — controller + cushion — the sofa's predatory furniture.
Rel. — remoteshrine
Novelty check: APPROVE
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