guestbedprotocol
/ˈɡɛstˌbɛdˈprəʊtəkɒl/nounVerified NewAlso in: Gästebettprotokoll (Deutsch) · invitocamadata (Español) · litamiprotocole (Français)
The rules of the guest bed: which side, which blanket, and the alarm that is not set.
The guestbedprotocol is briefed at the door with warmth and specificity. Its guest sleeps in a bed that was prepared hours early, with the good towels folded on the chair. The protocol's last clause — "make it yours" — is offered honestly, and the guest sleeps wonderfully, always, by decree of the hosting.
Etym. — guest bed + protocol — the hospitality's standing orders.
Rel. — guestgrade
Novelty check: APPROVE
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