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greenhouseenvy

/ˈɡriːnhaʊsˈɛnvi/nounVerified New

EnvironmentSociety & Philanthropy

Also in: Gewächshausneid (Deutsch) · inviernvidia (Español) · serrevie (Français)

The longing directed at the neighbor's glass structure, which grows tomatoes and status.

Greenhouseenvy is cultivated each spring by the sight of seedlings already thriving next door. Your greenhousedream remains boxed; theirs is bearing fruit by June. The envy is cured only by building, and the cure works immediately, on you and on the next door neighbor's gaze.

Etym. — greenhouse + envy — the glass-framed longing of the garden.

Rel. — greenhousedream

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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