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greenhousedream

/ˈɡriːnhaʊsˈdriːm/nounVerified New

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The flat-pack greenhouse bought two winters ago, still boxed in the garage as an idea.

The greenhousedream is stored vertically beside the bikes, inspected when the car needs the space. Its glass panels are counted annually and its promise is reread from the box art. Every spring it nearly becomes real, and every autumn it is reboxed as next year's plan, at which it excels.

Etym. — greenhouse + dream — the garden's ambition, flat-packed.

Rel. — hobbyarchaeology · gearloft

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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