smokealarmchef

/ˈsməʊkəˌlɑːm ʃɛf/nounVerified New

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The smoke detector that endorses, loudly, every serious cooking attempt.

The smokealarmchef reviews all kitchen ambition and reserves its applause for the sear. Quiet cooking worries it not at all; a proper steak brings it to the room. The household has learned to cook with a tea towel in one hand and a chair under the other, and to read the alarm's reviews as a badge of heat honestly earned.

Etym. — smoke alarm + chef — the loudest critic in the kitchen, stationed on the ceiling.

Rel. — ceilingeyeball · chirpambush

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