hedgearmistice
/ˈhɛdʒˈɑːmɪstɪs/nounVerified NewAlso in: Heckenwaffenruhe (Deutsch) · setoarmisticio (Español) · haiarmistice (Français)
The peace agreement between households over the hedge, signed yearly and violated weekly in growth.
The hedgearmistice assigns one side to each household and grants trimming rights at the equinox. Both parties comply exactly once a year, on the same weekend, with nodding. The hedge regrows across the line regardless, and the armistice holds because neither side can prove whose leaves are which.
Etym. — hedge + armistice — the ceasefire concluded over shrubbery.
Rel. — fencetalk · leafoverhangcase
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