yogamatcat
/ˈjəʊɡəˌmætˈkæt/nounVerified NewAlso in: Yogamattenkatze (Deutsch) · gatisterilla (Español) · chattapis (Français)
The cat that claims the unrolled mat the moment exercise begins, with legal precedent.
The yogamatcat settles on the mat's center and exercises its rights while the human does stretches around it. Every pose adapts to the cat's border. The workout becomes a negotiation and the cat becomes the workout, which all parties accept as the session's outcome.
Etym. — yoga mat + cat — the true owner of the exercise equipment.
Rel. — workoutmatroll
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