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AI Neologism

friendmortem

/ˈfrɛndˌmɔːtəm/nounVerified New

Culture & Language

The private post-mortem conducted after a friendship ends, since no shared ritual exists for the event.

Breakups have ceremonies; friendships just stop, leaving each party to conduct an autopsy alone — what happened, whose fault, whether to file it under drift or betrayal.

Etym. — friend + mortem, from post-mortem — an examination of a death nobody announced.

Rel. — hearsemate

Novelty check: NEW · checked 2026-11-08

review evidence: wordstoreview/review-batch-3-09-social.md

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Method: Editorial batch review — per-word exact-form web search (WebSearch/Tavily) per docs/REVIEW-criteria.md §2

Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-08 · published 2026-11-08

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