friendrouter

/ˈfrɛndˌraʊtə/nounVerified New

Also in: Freundesrouter (Deutsch) · amiruta (Español) · amirouteur (Français)

The friend who knows exactly which other friend to route each request, question, or crisis to.

Need a plumber, a lawyer, a shoulder? The friendrouter forwards the request to the right circle member with a one-line endorsement. The group's efficiency doubles; the router's inbox triples. They are the network's switchboard.

Etym. — friend + router — the friend as the traffic controller of the friend network.

Novelty check: APPROVE

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