ovenfaithful

/ˈʌvənˈfeɪθfəl/adjectiveVerified New

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Describing stubborn loyalty to one oven's quirks, refusing to adapt to any newer model.

The ovenfaithful baker knows their oven runs hot at the back and cold in the middle, and has turned that knowledge into craft. Confronted with a modern, even oven, they produce their worst bakes in years and blame the machine, correctly. Every oven has a soul, and theirs was learned the long way.

Etym. — oven + faithful — devotion kept to an appliance, quirk for quirk.

Rel. — descaledebt

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