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dawdlespeed

/ˈdɒdəlˌspiːd/nounVerified New

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The velocity of a child who was told to hurry, measured in looks backward.

Dawdlespeed converts a five-minute walk into a nature documentary: one fence, two snails, and a leaf that must be carried home. The faster the adult walks, the slower the child goes, by a law older than schools. Arrival is achieved eventually, with the leaf, which is then left at the door.

Etym. — dawdle + speed — the velocity of the unhurried, at its official setting.

Rel. — puddlepilot · schoolrunweather

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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