spreadsheettrust

/ˈsprɛdʃiːtˈtrʌst/nounVerified New

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The household's finances, run on one spreadsheet that one person understands and everyone believes.

Spreadsheettrust is vested in a document with formulas older than the mortgage. Its author updates it quarterly with ceremony. The household's financial truth lives in cell F47, and the trust is absolute, unverified, and load-bearing.

Etym. — spreadsheet + trust — the faith placed in one person's cells.

Novelty check: APPROVE

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