dayonepasswords

/ˌdeɪˈwʌn ˈpɑːswɜːdz/nounVerified New

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The pile of logins, resets, and security rituals that consume a new hire's entire first day.

The dayonepasswords arrive before any actual work does, each with its own policy and portal. The new hire ends the day with access to everything and knowledge of nothing. The onboarding was technically successful.

Etym. — day one + passwords — the first day defined entirely by credentials.

Rel. — kitlag

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