clingfilmwrestle
/ˈklɪŋfɪlm ˈrɛsəl/nounVerified NewAlso in: Folienringkampf (Deutsch) · envoltlucha (Español) · étirlutte (Français)
The one-sided match between a cook and a roll of cling film that clings to everything but the dish.
The clingfilmwrestle begins with a clean cut and ends with the wrap sealed into a fist. It bonds to itself, to sleeves, and to static hope. Somewhere in every match the dish gets covered by accident, and the cook steps back with the roll still attached, claiming victory on points.
Etym. — cling film + wrestle — the grappling sport of the kitchen drawer.
Rel. — panpact
Novelty check: APPROVE
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