descaledebt
/ˌdiːˈskeɪld ˈdɛt/nounVerified NewAlso in: Entkalkungsschuld (Deutsch) · caldeuda (Español) · tartredette (Français)
The accumulating limescale penalty owed to kettle and coffee machine, repaid never.
The descaledebt grows quietly inside every appliance that touches water. Descaling sachets are bought, stored, and venerated without being used. The machine still works, which the household cites as evidence of solvency, and the kettle's interior testifies otherwise in white.
Etym. — descale + debt — the mineral loan taken daily and never settled.
Rel. — filteramnesia · bulbfleet
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