drivewayorderly
/ˈdraɪvweɪˈɔːdəli/adjectiveVerified NewAlso in: Einfahrtsgeordnet (Deutsch) · entradecuada (Español) · allérangé (Français)
Describing a driveway kept to a standard of tidiness that recalibrates the neighbors.
The drivewayorderly sweep daily, park dead straight, and hide the bins from the street's view entirely. Their order is gentle tyranny: two houses bought pressure washers within a month. The standard is maintained without comment, which is how everyone knows exactly whose it is.
Etym. — driveway + orderly — the parade ground of the front of house.
Rel. — lawnstripesenvy · hedgeproud
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