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mealprepmonastery

/ˈmiːlprɛp ˈmɒnəstri/nounVerified New

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The Sunday discipline of preparing a week's meals in containers, observed devoutly for three weeks a year.

The mealprepmonastery convenes on Sunday afternoons with labelled tubs and spiritual clarity. Its order holds until Wednesday, when the containers return half-full and the takeaway menus come down from the shelf. The monastery is not abandoned, merely deferred to the next Sunday, when the tubs are washed and faith restored.

Etym. — meal prep + monastery — the sacred order of Sunday containers.

Rel. — hungerclock

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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