mealprepmonastery
/ˈmiːlprɛp ˈmɒnəstri/nounVerified NewAlso in: Vorkochkloster (Deutsch) · domingosterio (Español) · dimanastère (Français)
The Sunday discipline of preparing a week's meals in containers, observed devoutly for three weeks a year.
The mealprepmonastery convenes on Sunday afternoons with labelled tubs and spiritual clarity. Its order holds until Wednesday, when the containers return half-full and the takeaway menus come down from the shelf. The monastery is not abandoned, merely deferred to the next Sunday, when the tubs are washed and faith restored.
Etym. — meal prep + monastery — the sacred order of Sunday containers.
Rel. — hungerclock
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