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flakedance

/ˈfleɪkˌdɑːns/nounVerified New

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Also in: Absagechoreografie (Deutsch) · plantoballet (Español) · dégoballet (Français)

The choreographed exchange of apologies, counter-offers, and excuses when a friend cancels yet again.

The flakedance follows a script: the cancellation, the "no worries!", the genuine disappointment hidden under it. Both parties perform; both know the next step is a rain check. The dance preserves the friendship by absorbing the flake.

Etym. — flake + dance — cancelling as a rehearsed two-step.

Rel. — hypeplanner

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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