standupshuffle

/ˈstændʌp ˈʃʌfəl/nounVerified New

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The daily standup in which every member reports the same status as the previous day.

The standupshuffle runs on scripts, pauses, and a rotating order that changes nothing. Its information content approaches zero and its duration is constant. The team attends because skipping would require a conversation about why.

Etym. — stand-up + shuffle — the daily ritual that shuffles the same cards.

Rel. — blockerspeak · eternalsprint

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