displaycurator
/dɪˈspleɪˌkjʊəreɪtə/nounVerified NewAlso in: Regalkurator (Deutsch) · estanterizadora (Español) · curétagère (Français)
The household member who arranges the shelf objects seasonally and notices the fingerprints of others.
The displaycurator rotates the mantelpiece quarterly and defends sightlines with quiet authority. Their work is invisible when done and glaring when undone, a fact they mention by pointing. Guests photograph the shelf; the curator says the light was kind, and moves one shell half an inch while they watch.
Etym. — display + curator — the keeper of the shelf's composition.
Rel. — shelfcliff · dustdynasty
Novelty check: APPROVE
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