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spoonmonopoly

/ˈspuːn məˈnɒpəli/nounVerified New

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Also in: Löffelmonopol (Deutsch) · monocuchara (Español) · cuimonopole (Français)

The total control exercised over the one wooden spoon that actually works.

The spoonmonopoly is held by the cook of the moment and challenged by every other pot on the stove. The good spoon does sauces, stirs, and tastes, while the bad spoons shed splinters into history. Whoever holds it commands the kitchen; whoever washes it holds the next course.

Etym. — spoon + monopoly — the single-tool market power of one wooden spoon.

Rel. — tastetribunal

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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