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confettiregret

/kənˈfɛtiˈrɪˈɡrɛt/nounVerified New

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Also in: Konfettireue (Deutsch) · confetimiento (Español) · regretti (Français)

The celebration confetti that was wonderful for six seconds and lives in the carpet until spring.

The confettiregret is planted at the climax and harvested weekly by vacuum. Its pieces surface at Easter, glittering, unrepentant. The regret is seasonal, the photos are worth it, and next year's confetti is biodegradable, which changes nothing and soothes everything.

Etym. — confetti + regret — the glitter debt of the great moment.

Rel. — pocketconfetti

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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