compostconfession
/ˈkɒmpɒst kənˈfɛʃən/nounVerified NewAlso in: Kompostbeichte (Deutsch) · compostconfesión (Español) · compostaveu (Français)
The quiet disposal of non-compostable items into the compost caddy when no one is watching.
The compostconfession is made at night, without witnesses, and with a moment of genuine guilt. The tea bag was "probably fine," the sticker had to go somewhere, and the caddy was right there. Compost, forgiving by nature, accepts the sin, and the household sleeps absolved.
Etym. — compost + confession — the small sin told to the bin instead of a priest.
Rel. — binpoliteness
Novelty check: APPROVE
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