feederpolitics
/ˈfiːdəˈpɒlɪtɪks/nounVerified NewAlso in: Vogelhauspolitik (Deutsch) · comedpicocracia (Español) · picoratique (Français)
The pecking order enforced at the garden feeder, visible from the kitchen window and argued about indoors.
Feederpolitics ranks the robin above the finches and below the wood pigeon, who simply occupies. Squirrel incursions are treated as invasions and met with patriotic purchases of defense equipment, all ineffective. The household narrates the politics daily, and the birds continue as they always have, which is the point of the window.
Etym. — feeder + politics — the power map of the bird table.
Rel. — birdbureaucracy
Novelty check: APPROVE
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