kitchenfriend

/ˈkɪtʃɪn ˌfrɛnd/nounVerified New

Also in: Küchenfreund (Deutsch) · cocinamigo (Español) · cuisinami (Français)

A friend with full access to your kitchen and no obligation to bring anything.

The kitchenfriend enters through the back door, opens the fridge, and takes what they find. Their comfort in your kitchen is the friendship's proof of address. Hosting them is not hosting; it is cohabitation by appointment.

Etym. — kitchen + friend — the friend whose membership is measured in fridge rights.

Rel. — keyfriend · hearthfriend

Novelty check: APPROVE

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