keypocketcheck
/ˈkiːˌpɒkɪtˌtʃɛk/nounVerified NewAlso in: Taschenkontrollritual (Deutsch) · toqueteoría (Español) · clépatte (Français)
The three-pat ritual — keys, phone, wallet — performed at every door, and the fourth panic at the gate.
The keypocketcheck runs on autopilot and its fourth item — glasses, badge, or the one thing — is always missed. The check is repeated at increasing distances from home until the car door closes, which is the audit's final sign-off. Missing it means the drive home is a story.
Etym. — key pocket + check — the pat-down liturgy of departure.
Rel. — keybowltheology
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