shoedramaprone

/ˈʃuːˌdrɑːməˌprəʊn/adjectiveVerified New

Also in: Schuhdramafreudig (Deutsch) · zapodramático (Español) · chausdramatique (Français)

Describing mornings that reliably produce a shoe crisis, regardless of the shoes' location the night before.

The shoedramaprone household stores shoes in pairs, by the door, under threat, and still loses one to another dimension nightly. The crisis is weather-independent and calendar-locked to 8:23. Guests marvel at the recovery speed; residents marvel at nothing, having budgeted for it.

Etym. — shoe drama + prone — the morning predisposition to footwear disaster.

Rel. — shoedrama · sockseamrevolt

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