cousinchauffeur

/ˈkʌzən ʃəʊˈfɜː/nounVerified New

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The cousin with the car and the license who drives all the elders to and from every family event.

The cousinchauffeur's service record spans weddings, hospital runs, and airport pickups, unpaid and lightly praised. Their car becomes the family's connecting tissue, its passenger seat the newsroom. The role ends only when another cousin gets a car.

Etym. — cousin + chauffeur — the family's transit authority, staffed by one teenager.

Rel. — kinconvoy · cousinpot

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