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catsitternetwork

/ˈkætˌsɪtəˈnɛtwɜːk/nounVerified New

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Also in: Katerpflegenetz (Deutsch) · michired (Español) · chatéseau (Français)

The reciprocal arrangement by which the street feeds each other's cats, with keys and no contracts.

The catsitternetwork maps every holiday against every available neighbor. Its ledger is favors, priced in petting. The network has run for a decade, outlived three cats, and holds more trust than most banks, with better opening hours.

Etym. — cat-sitting + network — the mutual aid society of the litter tray.

Rel. — keyundermattrust

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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