channelcemetery

/ˈtʃænəl ˈsɛmətri/nounVerified New

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A chat channel created with purpose and left unread by every member, including its founder.

The channelcemetery holds announcements nobody opened and questions nobody answered. Its last message is its first message. New channels are proposed weekly; old ones are never closed, because closing one would admit the pattern.

Etym. — channel + cemetery — the graveyard of well-intentioned chat tabs.

Rel. — notesmorgue

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