calendarbelief
/ˈkælɪndərbɪˈliːf/nounVerified NewAlso in: Kalenderglaube (Deutsch) · calendafe (Español) · calendefoi (Français)
The faith that a scheduled thing will happen because it is in the calendar, colored and all.
Calendarbelief survives every missed slot. Its doctrine holds that the calendar is a contract with the week, and the week is generally in breach. The belief is renewed every Sunday reset, colored blocks and all, and it makes the week feel possible, which is its whole function.
Etym. — calendar + belief — the doctrine of the colored blocks.
Novelty check: APPROVE
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