coffeealgebra
/ˈkɒfi ˈældʒɪbrə/nounVerified NewAlso in: Kaffeealgebra (Deutsch) · cafelgebra (Español) · cafèbre (Français)
The private mathematics of beans, water, and time that produces perfect coffee for exactly one person.
The coffeealgebra balances eighteen grams against three hundred milliliters at ninety-two degrees, adjusted by mood and spoon. It is communicated to no one, learned by no one, and defended as art. Others following the same numbers get worse coffee, which proves the algebra contains a term only its author knows.
Etym. — coffee + algebra — the unsolvable equation of the morning cup.
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