toastburntclause

/ˈtəʊstˈbɜːntˌklɔːz/nounVerified New

Also in: Anbrandklausel (Deutsch) · tostacláusula (Español) · brûlclause (Français)

The contract that the host of breakfast may not be criticized for the toast, given the circumstances.

The toastburntclause is invoked at every holiday breakfast by the cook, preemptively. Its acceptance is universal and its enforcement is a look. The toast is eaten anyway, darker than intended, and the clause is cited forever as the household's legal humor.

Etym. — toast + burnt clause — the breakfast amnesty of the holidays.

Rel. — toastthreshold

Novelty check: APPROVE

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