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brewabandon

/ˈbruːəˌbændən/verbVerified New

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Also in: Brühverlassen (Deutsch) · brebandono (Español) · breuvabandon (Français)

To make tea or coffee, become distracted, and rediscover it cold, repeatedly, in the same afternoon.

To brewabandon is to boil the kettle with intention and leave the intention in another room. The mug is found at four, reheated, and abandoned again by half past. By evening the household holds two cold mugs and one memory of thirst, and the ritual restarts tomorrow with fresh faith.

Etym. — brew + abandon — the desertion of tea by its own maker.

Rel. — mugdiaspora · coffeealgebra

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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