bbqsmokeforecast

/ˈbɑːbɪkjuːˌsməʊkˈfɔːkɑːst/nounVerified New

Also in: Rauchwindrechnung (Deutsch) · brasoróstico (Español) · ventibecue (Français)

The neighborhood's calculation of wind direction before lighting the grill, out of courtesy and self-interest.

The bbqsmokeforecast is read from flags, washing, and the neighbor's open windows. A favorable wind is announced by chimney smoke and a clear conscience. The forecast is checked before every lighting, and its accuracy is a form of politeness the street can smell.

Etym. — barbecue smoke + forecast — the meteorology of courtesy.

Rel. — streetbarbecuequota · gardenbonfirevote

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