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meetingfortress

/ˈmiːtɪŋ ˈfɔːtrəs/nounVerified New

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Also in: Besprechungsfestung (Deutsch) · reunifortaleza (Español) · réuniforteresse (Français)

A meeting room booked purely as a refuge in which to actually work.

The meetingfortress is defended by a fake title, a laptop, and closed blinds. Its occupant produces in two hours what the open plan permits in two days. The fortress is booked weekly and its "meeting" has no attendees, by design.

Etym. — meeting + fortress — the room booked as a castle against interruption.

Rel. — deskanchored

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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